All My Children star Paula Garces has added another child of her own! The actress and her husband Antonio Hernandez welcomed a son, Antonio Andres Hernandez, on November 20th. Garces’ 21-year-old daughter Skye confirmed the happy news to People, sharing that her baby brother and mom were both doing well after a long labor and emergency c-section.
Whoa, mama! It’s a good thing that Kelly Clarkson has been enjoying being a stepmom, because she’s going to be getting even more practice soon! The pop star recently announced that she and husband Brandon Blackstock are expecting their first baby together. “I’m pregnant!!!” the singer tweeted, “Brandon and I are so excited! Best early Christmas present ever :)” Blackson, who has two children (Savannah, 12, and Seth, 6) from a previous marriage, and Clarkson were married earlier this year.
You think you know your children. Sometimes they surprise you.
“Mom, I want to do Cotillion”.
“Sign me up for Cotillion, please”.
“White gloves, formal dress, dancing with boys…THAT Cotillion?”
This is my ten year old, cool cat, still thinks boys are gnarly, point guard on her b’ball team, free spirited daughter.
I quickly rewind my brain, ascertaining if it’s April Fools Day?
“First cotillion class is this Friday. Everyone’s doing it.”
My daughter is suddenly a follower, albeit one in black chiffon.
I begrudgingly bring her to the first class. There is no way we can let any of our old Venice Beach pals get wind of this. They’ll totally disown us.
“You know that Jews don’t do this type of thing, don’t you?” is my last ditch effort as we pull up to the venue. My daughter just ignores me.
The people who run this show, Mr. and Mrs. C, are perfectly cast: middle aged, slightly doughy and very serious. They both refer to each other in the third person, as in:
“Mr. C, will you be talking and fooling around when someone is giving a toast?”
“Why no, Mrs. C…that would be terrible manners.”
Certain she is ready to bail, I glance over to my daughter. She is sitting with one of her besties, sipping pink lemonade and giving almost reverential attention to Mr. and Mrs. C.
All I can think is: What did they put in her drink???
Mr. and Mrs. C then pull out silverware that they use to illustrate table manners. They remind the children never to place those pesky elbows on the table. I am momentarily hypnotized by the faux silverware and how it’s velcro’d on to the velvet platter.
Music is suddenly surround-sounded and they encourage everyone to get up and find a partner. Although no young participant would admit it, there is much anticipation over which boy will ask which girl to dance. Two girls don’t get asked and have to dance with Mr. C. My sympathies go out to them. Mr. C, however, does engage them in lively conversation while most of the fifth grade couples barely make eye contact. My daughter looks especially uncomfortable, dancing with the brother of her best friend.
Suddenly, this whole cotillion thing feels especially rich to me. Not monetarily, but in material. And just like that, I become obsessed. I tell my husband he’s off the hook. I’m going to chaperone every cotillion event. I will dress up and smile and take pictures. Because parents, THIS IS BETTER THAN HBO!
For the second month, Mr. and Mrs. C bring in live music, two seniors who look like they might have appeared on The Lawrence Welk Show. The girls and boys line up in separate lines and are then shown a line dance of sorts. It’s a good warm-up. When the boys then ask the girls for the next dance, my daughter grabs the arm of her best friend, avoiding having to dance with either a boy or Mr. C. Very crafty…
The children are then encouraged to make a toast, although no one is allowed to repeat what the person before them said. The last youngster has a particularly difficult task, needing to really think outside the box. The young gentleman looked lost until suddenly, it came to him. “Go Trojans!” he proposed.
Over the course of six months (one class a month), these young ladies and gentlemen learn how to engage each other in polite conversation. The boys are taught to pull out the chairs for the young ladies when they get up from the table and to bring their “partners” lemonade if they are thirsty. Now this may sound old fashioned and positively dinosauric, but over the six months I slowly came to appreciate the sweetness of it all. So many of these children are so entitled, it’s important to remind them of manners and social graces. I especially liked the rule of thanking the chaperone upon leaving. All the children, dressed impeccably, line up, and say something along the lines of “thank you so much for being here this evening.” They are forced to give you eye contact. Whoa! Some of these 5th graders actually have faces!
As Cotillion draws to an end, I ask myself if I see a change in my daughter’s behavior? The honest answer is…no. Not yet. My daughter basically loved getting dressed up fancy and hanging with her friends at night. The sugary refreshments didn’t hurt either. Do I have buyer’s regret? Not at all. I have faith that down the line, at some Bar or Bat Mitzvah, wedding, fancy birthday bash or sweet sixteen party, a little voice from the Ghost of Cotillion Past will remind her to not rush the refreshment stand, to use her fork and knife and to say “yes” to a boy when he approaches her for a dance, even if the poor lad is height-challenged.
Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry is treading familiar ground. The reality TV star and her husband Javi Marroquin welcomed their first baby together. Son Lincoln Marshall was born on November 16th, making 3-year-old Isaac a big brother. Lowry took to Twitter to share her happiness, saying, “So in love with this new little boy.”
Majandra Delfino and her husband David Walton got an early surprise. The couple welcomed their second baby — son Louis Augustus Walton — on November 10th, about a month earlier than his expected due date. The family is now at home and doing well; Delfino recently tweeted her pleasure at being able to enjoy a favorite meal while both her babies were napping! The State of Georgia alumna and her husband are also parents to 17-month-old daughter Cecilia Delphine.
Idris Elba may want to borrow some of the powers of one of his latest roles: Heimdall in the Thor: The Dark World movie. That’s because Elba and his girlfriend Naiyana Garth are reported (by Us Weekly) to be expecting their first baby together. Who wouldn’t want the ability to be all-seeing and all-hearing when you’ve got a baby crawling about? Of course, Elba does have experience with the whole parenting bit: he has a daughter Isan with ex-wife Dormowa Sherma. Maybe he won’t need those superhero powers after all!
It’s a bluesy affair for Melissa Rycroft and husband Tye Strickland! In an interview with Us Weekly, the Dancing With the All-Stars season 15 winner announced that the couple are expecting a son this time around! Rycroft and Strickland are already parents to 2-year-old daughter Ava. Ava actually got to do the honors of the reveal: she bit into cupcakes that had been filled with blue icing to let family know the gender of baby-on-the-way.
Kim Kardashian is apparently really enjoying being a mom—so much so, in fact, that she’s already thinking about doing it again! According to Us Weekly, the reality star and her fiancé Kanye West are already talking about giving their daughter, 5-month-old North, a sibling. The couple are reportedly hoping to get pregnant after their nuptials. Whenever baby #2 may arrive, it will be interesting to see the name this couple decides on!
Days of Our Lives alumna Martha Madison is adding some new drama to her life: midnight feedings, crazy diaper shenanigans …. sounds like mama drama! The actress and her husband AJ Gilbert welcomed their first baby, daughter Charley Elizabeth Gilbert, on November 3rd. Madison, who’s most recently starred in the TV series The Bay, took to Twitter to share her happy news, “35 hours of labor = totally worth it! Charley Elizabeth Gilbert joined our family at 11:18pm last night! #BabyCWatch #futurepresident #phew.”
Owen Wilson is having a bluesy winter, in the best possible way! The Free Birds voice star is expecting his second son with Carolina Lindqvist. Wilson’s second little boy, who is expected to arrive in January, will have plenty of fun playing with big brother Robert Ford (2.5)!